This old lady shat her pants next to me

art.rock · 15-08-2008, 05:00 AM

This just happened like one hour ago.

Here's the story, I just came from the hospital because I took my mom in to have her knee checked out since she can't walk properly. But whatever screw that, back to the old people. I was sitting in the waiting room along with the other sick people listening to my iPod, looking around minding my own business when this old couple probably in their early 70's comes and sits next to me. I wasn't too fond of it since I think all old white people are racist (I'm Hispanic) so I'm like 'eh, what ever'. After like 5 minutes I can hear the old lady start to cry a bit, I turn around and she's hugging her husband so I try to ignore her, hey it's a hospital, she has something wrong going on, right? Well, she stops for a bit and continues again like a minute later and that's when her husband gets up and starts asking the nurses if they could let his wife in because she has severe abdominal pains, but the nurses tell him to please wait since there's a procedure in the manner they treat patients, but that they will consider her situation and try to get her in as soon as possible. So the guy comes back and sits down and the lady starts moaning again, and about 5 minutes later on the guy gets back up and asks for some pain relievers or something but they make him get back to his seat, at this moment I'm thinking there's something wrong with her, she needs some help, but as soon as I thought that, she lets out this nasty ass fart and shits her pants like 5 inches away from me. At that moment I get up quickly and can't believe what I'm seeing. There was one lady that was like "omagash, help her", one little kid actually barfed, and practically everyone else in the waiting room couldn't believe what the fuck they just witnessed. I didn't bother staying to see what happened after that, the room stank up very quickly. Ugh now I can't get this mental picture out of my head.

Valdo · 15-08-2008, 05:05 AM

one word. WOW!

funny stuff. great.

*.ceyx* · 15-08-2008, 05:16 AM

Wait, wait, wait... You SAW the shit? She had on a dress or something? From which the shit came into plain view? For all to see and smell?

art.rock · 15-08-2008, 05:28 AM

She had grey sweat pants on, the damn things got moistened up when it came out and the damn thing overflowed over to her back and smeared on the seat. If you want to know the color, it was reddish brown. *gags*

X2thaU · 15-08-2008, 05:29 AM

AnimeFan3oo3 · 15-08-2008, 06:43 AM

This is why I hate hospitals.

**LONGTIME** · 15-08-2008, 06:48 AM

Did you have sex with her?!

art.rock · 15-08-2008, 07:02 AM

lol

ugh now that i think about it, what if some gilf popped out and starting eating it. 2 gilfs one cup would be viral right now

**LONGTIME** · 15-08-2008, 07:09 AM

Yeah dude, you totally dropped the ball on this one.

*.ceyx* · 15-08-2008, 07:19 AM

I'm glad I don't have a weak stomach. But the smell... that'd be enough to fuck me over. Because I don't like breathing through my mouth; no matter how bad the immediate area smells.

Bungle · 15-08-2008, 02:58 PM

I didn't read it, but I figure something with an old woman and you watching 2 girls one cup irl

Enishi · 15-08-2008, 03:28 PM

Didn't you wait to see who the unfortunate fellow who had to wipe the shit up was?

Boogybro · 15-08-2008, 05:29 PM

hahaha

**LONGTIME** · 15-08-2008, 06:43 PM

lol @ tag, god damn

*.ceyx* · 15-08-2008, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bungle

I didn't read it, but I figure something with an old woman and you watching 2 girls one cup irl

I almost didn't read it too; block format writing is such an eyesore.

EDIT: lol the tag

Farre · 15-08-2008, 07:31 PM

thats just so mature of you guys to laugh about this. lols.

Akuma · 15-08-2008, 11:45 PM

hawt

15-08-2008, 05:00 AM	#1
art.rock ANBU Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a house. Posts: 1,931 My Mood: Rep Power: 22 Total Awards: 1	This old lady shat her pants next to me This just happened like one hour ago. Here's the story, I just came from the hospital because I took my mom in to have her knee checked out since she can't walk properly. But whatever screw that, back to the old people. I was sitting in the waiting room along with the other sick people listening to my iPod, looking around minding my own business when this old couple probably in their early 70's comes and sits next to me. I wasn't too fond of it since I think all old white people are racist (I'm Hispanic) so I'm like 'eh, what ever'. After like 5 minutes I can hear the old lady start to cry a bit, I turn around and she's hugging her husband so I try to ignore her, hey it's a hospital, she has something wrong going on, right? Well, she stops for a bit and continues again like a minute later and that's when her husband gets up and starts asking the nurses if they could let his wife in because she has severe abdominal pains, but the nurses tell him to please wait since there's a procedure in the manner they treat patients, but that they will consider her situation and try to get her in as soon as possible. So the guy comes back and sits down and the lady starts moaning again, and about 5 minutes later on the guy gets back up and asks for some pain relievers or something but they make him get back to his seat, at this moment I'm thinking there's something wrong with her, she needs some help, but as soon as I thought that, she lets out this nasty ass fart and shits her pants like 5 inches away from me. At that moment I get up quickly and can't believe what I'm seeing. There was one lady that was like "omagash, help her", one little kid actually barfed, and practically everyone else in the waiting room couldn't believe what the fuck they just witnessed. I didn't bother staying to see what happened after that, the room stank up very quickly. Ugh now I can't get this mental picture out of my head. __________________

15-08-2008, 05:05 AM	#2
Valdo Chuunin Join Date: May 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 300 My Mood: Rep Power: 3	Re: This old lady shat her pants next to me one word. WOW! funny stuff. great. __________________ GOGETA Thanks to Smexmachine Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. -JFK-

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.ceyx s k i l l u s t r a t e Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: At them Spots, where they don't Believe in the Cops Posts: 8,315 My Mood: Rep Power: 84 Total Awards: 5	Re: This old lady shat her pants next to me Wait, wait, wait... You SAW the shit? She had on a dress or something? From which the shit came into plain view? For all to see and smell? __________________ I got a little 'tutu'; I call her Peggy-Sue When I'm off in the club, she fits right in my shoe Gotta switch her to my waist, just in case A clown wan' flip? Gotta reach for my bitch Wanna act out a movie? I can give you a clip Now with no adlibbin', nigga; stick to the script sonorous me ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦ HumbleVoice

15-08-2008, 05:28 AM	#4
art.rock ANBU Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a house. Posts: 1,931 My Mood: Rep Power: 22 Total Awards: 1	Re: This old lady shat her pants next to me She had grey sweat pants on, the damn things got moistened up when it came out and the damn thing overflowed over to her back and smeared on the seat. If you want to know the color, it was reddish brown. gags __________________

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15-08-2008, 06:48 AM	#7
LONGTIME Mr. Saturn Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Good Manners and Customs Posts: 23,663 My Mood: Rep Power: 125 Total Awards: 2	Re: This old lady shat her pants next to me Did you have sex with her?! __________________ ^Historie^

15-08-2008, 07:02 AM	#8
art.rock ANBU Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a house. Posts: 1,931 My Mood: Rep Power: 22 Total Awards: 1	Re: This old lady shat her pants next to me lol ugh now that i think about it, what if some gilf popped out and starting eating it. 2 gilfs one cup would be viral right now __________________

15-08-2008, 07:09 AM	#9
LONGTIME Mr. Saturn Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Good Manners and Customs Posts: 23,663 My Mood: Rep Power: 125 Total Awards: 2	Re: This old lady shat her pants next to me Yeah dude, you totally dropped the ball on this one. __________________ ^Historie^

15-08-2008, 07:19 AM	#10
.ceyx s k i l l u s t r a t e Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: At them Spots, where they don't Believe in the Cops Posts: 8,315 My Mood: Rep Power: 84 Total Awards: 5	Re: This old lady shat her pants next to me I'm glad I don't have a weak stomach. But the smell... that'd be enough to fuck me over. Because I don't like breathing through my mouth; no matter how bad the immediate area smells. __________________ I got a little 'tutu'; I call her Peggy-Sue When I'm off in the club, she fits right in my shoe Gotta switch her to my waist, just in case A clown wan' flip? Gotta reach for my bitch Wanna act out a movie? I can give you a clip Now with no adlibbin', nigga; stick to the script sonorous me ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦ HumbleVoice

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Bungle Akatsuki Join Date: May 2005 Location: 742E Posts: 8,291 Rep Power: 38 Total Awards: 2	Re: This old lady shat her pants next to me I didn't read it, but I figure something with an old woman and you watching 2 girls one cup irl __________________ once.

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Enishi Death Blooms Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,320 My Mood: Rep Power: 47 Total Awards: 2	Re: This old lady shat her pants next to me Didn't you wait to see who the unfortunate fellow who had to wipe the shit up was? __________________ Go play your records backwards and kill yourself.

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LONGTIME Mr. Saturn Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Good Manners and Customs Posts: 23,663 My Mood: Rep Power: 125 Total Awards: 2	Re: This old lady shat her pants next to me lol @ tag, god damn __________________ ^Historie^

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