Blondes...

r_l_b · 18-04-2008, 05:10 PM

She was Soooooooo Blonde. . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde. . .
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde. . .
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde. . .
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde . . .
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde. . .
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

dtdt · 19-04-2008, 07:44 AM

lol'd funny

endlessracing · 19-04-2008, 04:04 PM

Half of those are classics!

NogisKira · 20-04-2008, 03:50 AM

wow... i was surprised to see some ones i havent heard before... not bad

Anguvar · 20-04-2008, 12:22 PM

Oldies, but good nonetheless

Shauna1993 · 21-04-2008, 03:13 PM

I don't get the one about taco bell but i like the quarter back. It should be.....

She was sooooooooooooo blonde

She thought a quarterback is when you give a quarter back to the person you borrowed it from.

Shauna1993 · 21-04-2008, 03:14 PM

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bell South!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fireeyes · 21-04-2008, 03:22 PM

deed da deeee

Avenging angel · 24-04-2008, 02:33 PM

oh man those rule lol, i knew most of em already but there were some i didn't.

Solid4Snake · 25-04-2008, 10:14 PM

nice one buddy, these are my first time to see these

Eric_33 · 26-04-2008, 08:07 AM

lol nice, i never seen these before rofl XD

pschy_leprae · 27-04-2008, 05:46 PM

i like black jokes more

Misa-greymon · 28-04-2008, 12:54 AM

man, ur a racist

atmosfear · 28-04-2008, 03:29 AM

lol thats the stereotypical blonde american image

pschy_leprae · 29-04-2008, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drago greymon

man, ur a racist

and blond jokes are not ?

lol i love how predictable people are .

Misa-greymon · 05-05-2008, 06:56 PM

i didnt say they arnt racist, they are and so are black jokes, check urself man, u got a disease

labnerd · 11-05-2008, 11:44 AM

funny but i think 'blonde' stands for all idiots and not only da actual blondes.

Righteous Judgment · 12-05-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pschy_leprae

and blond jokes are not ?

lol i love how predictable people are .

Blondes arn't a race by any conventional means and most blonde jokes are created by white people to begin with lol.

pschy_leprae · 13-05-2008, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chance Jackson

Blondes arn't a race by any conventional means and most blonde jokes are created by white people to begin with lol.

Blonds are carriers of blood gene same way as blacks are carries of intense pigmentation gene . Making jokes towards a group of people carrying set of genes is a first step on developing a prejudice . development and reduction of prejudice are from an experiment called "Robert's Cave" Learn your biology and sociology , you ignorant one .

Sora · 18-05-2008, 07:13 PM

lol those r cool

18-04-2008, 05:10 PM	#1
r_l_b Academy Student Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	Blondes... She was Soooooooo Blonde. . . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde. . . * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde. . . * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde. . . * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde . . . * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde. . . She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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endlessracing Academy Student Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6 Rep Power: 0	Re: Blondes... Half of those are classics!

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Anguvar Academy Student Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Re: Blondes... Oldies, but good nonetheless

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Shauna1993 Academy Student Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: I live in Alabama. Posts: 7 My Mood: Rep Power: 0	Re: Blondes... I don't get the one about taco bell but i like the quarter back. It should be..... She was sooooooooooooo blonde She thought a quarterback is when you give a quarter back to the person you borrowed it from. __________________ Drama Queen

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Shauna1993 Academy Student Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: I live in Alabama. Posts: 7 My Mood: Rep Power: 0	Re: Blondes... Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bell South!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Drama Queen

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dtdt Academy Student Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Re: Blondes... lol'd funny

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fireeyes Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 0 My Mood: Rep Power: 0	Re: Blondes... deed da deeee

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Solid4Snake Genin Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 65 My Mood: Rep Power: 0	Re: Blondes... nice one buddy, these are my first time to see these

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Eric_33 Academy Student Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 25 My Mood: Rep Power: 0	Re: Blondes... lol nice, i never seen these before rofl XD

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atmosfear Academy Student Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	Re: Blondes... lol thats the stereotypical blonde american image

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Misa-greymon Medical-nin Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: the village hidden in my pants Posts: 824 My Mood: Rep Power: 6	Re: Blondes... i didnt say they arnt racist, they are and so are black jokes, check urself man, u got a disease __________________ I finally finished it, the ultamate game

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