Cuddles' Corner

[batman555]

Dear Cuddles,

I have recurring dreams that involve my bra being too tight and suffocating me. What does this mean?

Regards,
A Loser

[LONGTIME]

^ I could give you advice on that one. ; ]

Dears Cuddle,

If i ams too be of tellings you somethings den I would be of wanting answer ans de fullys erect!?

I cannot seem to see value in anything anymore. I have been a nihilist for quite some time but it was never a reaction like this. I used to think of racist stereotypes whenever I would see a person, now I just think that they are worthless. Like just an automatic reaction. This has yet to apply to people I actually know, just the nameless masses I watch throughout the day. It also happens with things I do, work, school, etcetera. The things that most people place value on. I still do them to the best of my abilities but in my head I know that they are meaningless. I don't mean in the OMG, I am apathetic sense. I mean as in the, eventually the sun is going to explode so who gives a shit about global warming, sense.

Your perspective on this would be appreciated.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

P.S. - So whos cares?

[Daitenshi]

Dear Cuddles,

I has quite the issue. Y'see I've fallen for someone I can't have.
I only wish it would be as simple as "she doesn't like me" but honestly it's more complicated than a Dr Seuss' erotic novel.
Y'see there's distance..as as much as I hate to admit, I met her on the webs. I don't know what to do, I hate these feelings and I can't get passed them. Plz help, I'm on the edge of reason

/suicide-cry-for-help

Longhorn Ballsnface

[superbob]

Alright Cuddles, I've got a bit of a dilemma. I'm currently going to university, studying geology and i love it. It's challenging and fun, constantly out in the field doing research. But the place that i live is quite boring and i do need to get out of here. I've been looking at school in california, specifically CSULA. The reason i've been looking there is that they have a soccer team, it's near some family that i have, and they've got a geology department. But, they've also got a Criminalistics degree program which would allow me to be a CSI, which i've kinda wanted to do since i was 10.

So, should i stay here, get my degree in geology and be closer to my family and be able to see them, or take the plunge, go to a different school in a different part of the country, pay a bit more to play soccer(hopefully) and study to become some sort of detective?

once again,

A Buffet of Manliness

[JD]

Dear Cuddles

Recently I let a friend use my i-pod and they tried to do me a favor and let someone put some songs on it for me now this person has stole my i-pod and I know its just an i-pod but i paid for it and its stolen the kid always says I forgot so basically what should i do in this situation


OMFG

[Frostbitten]

Dear Cuddles,

Whenever I try to write, I have a very difficult time. I get distracted easily, and have tried to eliminate such distractions as much as possible. The problem is that, I still can't write.

I believe this to be due to writer's block. Do you have any proven cures for writer's block?

Sincerely,
A writer with concrete block for a head

[kai0x]

Dear Cuddles

Long story short, I have a horrible relationship with my father. We aren't close at all and as the time comes when I'm about to leave home and whatnot, I think it’s in my best interest to build some sort of relationship with him. But I feel sometimes, well a lot, that it's an inconvenience for him to try and spend time with me or even be involved with my life. It’s a horrible feeling and for the most part I want to say forget it and move on with my life and never even speak to him again. So yeh, any advice?

Yours truly,
Gutterfiend

[Llian]

Dear Cuddles,

I really love to draw, but as of late I've had a huge artist's block. For 2 months now I've hardly been able to draw anything, and the little things that used to inspire me don't have that flare anymore. It seems that everytime I look at my artwork I get discouraged because I know I can do better, but at the same time I know that I'm no were near as good as I could be. Before, I praticed and practiced and I thought I was improving but over a period of time I failed to branch out as much as I wanted too. I really want to get back into drawing but I just don't know what to do anymore. Any words of advice?

Sincerely yours,
Le' Poop.

[batman555]

Dear Cuddles,

Hi. I was the one from earlier who had dreams of bras suffocating me. While I doubt those dreams will go away, I have another recurring dream that is scarier: My teeth are loose and/or falling out. I read somewhere that this signifies change or a transition, but I've been having these dreams for a loooong time. I often wake up grinding my teeth just to be sure they're still intact. This can't be good for the enamel. What should I do?


Regards,
Dreamer

[CLAY]

Dear Cuddles,

What is the deal with Win/fail? And why do people automatically think that everything they do is win? Are they just elitist assholes?

-Anoymous

[Nuggett420]

Dear cuddles

Why am i known as Fanny in the lounge, i rarely post there and yet when i do someone calls me fanny, my username was fenrirtyler for like a month, how the hell did they come up with fanny? another thing, wtf is up with everyone with time at the end of their name? i thought i'd ruin the fad by doing it myself and then realized i made it worse

sincerely
FANNYTIME

[4thseal]

Dear Cuddles,

After five years as a decently hard core Alcholic, i quite drinking cold turkey. This was obviously hard, but with some positive influences, i've been able to not drink for nearly four months and going. This is made hard, however, by many, many people in my life remaining hooked on alcohol pretty hardcore. It seems like everyone from my boss, to my friends, to my wife drink and aren't doing a damn thing about it, regardless of whether they are working themselves to a steady life of alcholism. Often, I wish there was more i could do, and it's hard to be around them sometime. Any advice for a lonesome cowboy down on his luck?

Sincerely,

Doc

[4thseal]

Dear Cuddles,

I'm really sick of this whole election thing! I really hate the whole process and my vote doesn't even matter. And, they won't even let me sell my vote on ebay. So, i'm just not going to vote. There's no real point. Yet, everyone keeps telling me that's stupid and voting is really important. But, i just don't get what the big deal is. With the election coming up in America, i'm starting to get very anxious, i feel like if i don't vote, i'll die! Please help?!

Sincerly,
Politically Confused

[Martzu]

Dear Cuddles,

I have quite few pets. I enjoy having them around me and I feel I have good relationship with them. I have never doubted their affection towards me. Some time ago someone mentioned that only reason pets show affection is to get food. I was left to wonder.

Do pets really love us, or are we just the source of their food?

Sincerely,
merely the food provider?

[nidaba]

Dear Cuddles,

I have exhausted my other options so have now sunk to a new low- writing to my favorite misanthrope masquerading as an advice columnist. Please treat me kindly. The past few months I have been unable to shake a crippling ennui that has hit me at the worst time possible. I have many very large life decisions that I am being pressured to resolve within the near future, yet I can not seem to give them the care and attention they deserve. These are issues that will affect every aspect of my life, yet I am unable to rouse myself to take any action one way or the other. The only time I give any attention to the matters at hand is when I am forced to and then it erupts in more problems since my disinterest and seeming lack of concern appear hostile, cruel, unreasonable, and rude to others.

I originally thought I would just wait it out, that the listlessness would pass and I would be able to make the decisions I needed to at that point. It has been made clear to me however, that I do not have the luxury of time. This realization has been a slap in the face. I am not completely numb or apathetic, I’ve been very anxious, tense, and depressed over the situation, yet when it comes down to it I always find myself unable to develop any actual opinion or care about the issues. And I am very worried about being forced to make a decision while feeling this way and then regretting it later when I am feeling more like myself.

I do realize that this may be a coping mechanism I am subconsciously using to keep myself from having to make any hard decisions. Even if that is the case though, I don’t know what to do about it. I just feel very lost and hopeless lately. I realize I haven’t really asked any questions, I suppose I am just hoping for some type of insight or advice either about, well, any of this.

Thank you kindly,
Space Robot 5

[4thseal]

Dear Cuddles,

Within what has been literarly a week, I have lost both my marriage and my job. This really wasn't my doing and was brought about it very hard and tragic ways. Both these things where very shitty, and involved some not so very nice scumbags. So, i am here at my last day of work, waiting to get fired just as an outlaw waits for the bullets from the firing squad to end his misareble yet exciting exsistance. And! I have a lot of rage in me somewhat. I am pissed. Any suggestions on how i can release my rage in a healthy and not too crazy way?

Sincerely,

OMFG