Cuddles' Corner

[4thseal]

Welcome to Cuddles' Corner!

In this thread you'll be able to ask Cuddles almost anything you want.

All the questions will be kept anonymous from Cuddles as he will not have access to this thread. However, Cuddles will answer your questions and give advice to you in the next News Letter Issue.

Cuddles' Corner is meant for questions concerning advice, not for question about Cuddles himself.

More serious questions are more likely to appear in the News Letter but less serious ones will be answered too from time to time.

All questions must be for a pg-13 audience.

If you wish to remain completely anonymous, please pm your question to 4thseal.

[b@st@rd]

My girlfriend broke up with me, and now is threatening to take ownership of my home away from me. I'm seriously depressed by this. What would you do?

[4thseal]

Dear Cuddles,

Recently, I graduated College. Yet, no matter how hard I try, I can't find a job in the field in which I majored. I'm seriously debating whether I should stop looking for a job in my profession, and go back to school in program where I could actually find a job. However this will heavily set me back both professionally and financially. What should I do?

Sincerely,

Down in Denver

[Fresh1]

I recently just decided that my life has been going not how I want it, I am taking a semester off of college and have gotten a job, however I have a friend and she wants us to be closer but I dont know if I could not take College atm is a relationship good to have, help me out plz.

Sincerely,

My Penis > Yours

[Danny]

Dear Cuddles,

I'm way too poor to study abroad, yet I can't stop thinking about going to Italy or England. Should I take out a student loan and go for it? Or be safe and just stay in the states.

Sincerely

Silent Bob

[SHADENINJA]

I want to build up my portfolio for college, but I can't find the time to get any work done because my work load is so huge, and application time is coming up

What should I do?

[CLAY]

Dar Cuddles,

I just can't seem to get dates anymore, any suggestions.

-SnakeinaBox

[Kibs]

dear cuddles, I've been having trouble deciding what I should go to school for, and ultimately do for the rest of my life, this being part of why I'm so indecisive about it. Ever since I was little I'd always wanted to go into the medical field, and slightly under that umbrella is psychology, which also interests me, but at the same time I love playing music, writing, and of course, drawing and other such art forms, while my father says I'd be good for engineering, and his field is web development. It seems I'm somewhat of a 'jack of all trades, master of none' type of person...Any suggestions on what I should go for? I can't seem to balance the difference between amount of work, happiness, and amount of money made.

Sincerely,
Shimon Garr

[ShadowNIN]

dear cuddles...hmmm

were to start...the old saying, 'you live, u work and u pay taxes' has finally come into my life...all i do now is work and sleep and post. I really need to figure out a way to get out of this stupid set up. But im trying to save up for grad school and its expensive. There are things i want to do with my life but saving up money just seems like a stall pattern with no end in sight. I want to get a graphic design job or a job creating some were but that doesnt seem to ever work out. What should i do to get out of this stall pattern and get the next part of my life jump started.

I figured that would be fun to see what u say but, i need to move on to the next stage of life.

nin

[superbob]

Dear Cuddles

I've finally got my life on track, picking out a major in a field that i want to study, but i really don't have a personal life. I hang out with friends all the time, go diving and hunting with them, but i feel it's time for a girl to be in my life. The problem lies with the fact that i've had girlfriends before and it wasn't exactly a fucking walk in the park. Is it time to have a lucky lady in my life, or shall i direct the amount of time that i would be spending with her into other aspects of my life

Sincerely,

A Buffet of Manliness

[4thseal]

Dear Cuddles,

What advice would you give to someone who can't stop playing at a virtual forum casino?

Sincerly,

Aces over Eights

[nausicaa]

Dear Cuddles,

I am scared of zombies. Not just scared: one time, on campus, a zombie started coming at me. I was paralyzed until he handed me a flyer—he was advertising a Halloween concert. What is more, I also live so close to a graveyard that it makes me nervous (2.5 mi).

Of course, I realize zombies aren’t real. In my dreams, they are the manifestations of my greatest fears about my real life. However, after one manifests, I cannot sleep for fear of their infestation. It is only zombies that I have this irrational fear of. I have other nightmares. In fact, the other night, I was dreaming of demons much like the ones in Blood+ and I faced them no problem. Yet, after later fishing a pale boney corpse from a well, it became a zombie and I froze while it proceeded to viciously tear my companions apart. I woke up in the middle of the blood bath and could not go back to sleep.

How do I conquer my zombies?

Sincerely,

Looking over my shoulder

[.create]

Dear Cuddles,
I've been thinking, since I have moved to a different school this year, from where I was last year, and my mom is offered me to go back. Yet at my old school, they don't have Orchestra, and I don't want to give up my violin. And also, I don't want to quit piano lessons for violin lessons.

Please Help,
Mr.IWroteThisThing

[OD Funk]

Dear Cuddles,

I can't get over this horrible fixation I have with doors, I just love doors, and their knobs, what should I do? my friends tell me it is a sign I may be gay, but I just don't know if they're trying to make a joke.. due to the 'knob' thing.. yah know?

Haha, no but onto the serious thing, I can't raise enough money for a possible trip I would like to make very soon to visit someone very special to me, if my parents get stuck in a bad financial situation again, I will have to give them my earnings, And I'm looking for a way to earn some extra cash as a fall back if this becomes the case, a job is out of the question as my college time currently consumes any social life or after school activities I could possibly ever hope to do.

Gief help please.

Sincereley, Doors not Knobs.

[4thseal]

Dear Cuddles,

I'm a smoker. Normally, I wouldn't ask anyone's advice on this subject as I've been lectured about the harms of smoking more times than I can count. But, I feel your perspective would be valuable. Bassically, I've been a smoker for 13 years. I'm up to a pack a day (at the least). I'm not scared of death, so the physical harms of smoking have never really bothered me. I suspect, however, I probably won't live the longest life if I continue smoking so much. And, lately, I've been thinking of seriously having a family one day and continuing to smoke wouldn't be fair to them. But, I still don't have the smallest desire to try to quit...So, I ask you, good sir, is it time for me to quit smoking or should I push my luck with it for as long as I can?

Sincerly,

Joe Camel

[Sasuke's Legacy]

Dear Cuddles,

I love you... But I am too ashamed to admit it and express or display my urges to cuddle you with the utmost measures of care and compassion. Pun intended. What should I do?? Oh and to be more informative, I'm a guy.

No, that was just a silly dramatization by me. I got you didn't I?? Actually I am in need of your advice. I bet you didn't know that either. The issue revolves around two close friends of mine, who are extremely depressed and need my support. Naturally, I lend them my shoulder and ease their wounds with soft words and comforting phrases that help them make it through the night, at least I hope. Although I feel unhappy myself, and find it very awkward to serve as a morale booster when my heart aches and longs to cry out for a shoulder of my own to cry on. I don't feel that I can talk to them about it, since I'm afraid that I will just add more misery to their conscience which is not my intent at all. Also, my personal troubles seem to be rather insignificant when compared to the trials of the two mourning friends, which makes me feel selfish for even thinking of writing this letter.

What should I do?? Continue to aid their frail souls, giving them wood for their fire, which leaves me without kindle for my own flame? Or seek consoling and reassurance in the soft coos of their italic fonts on an instant messenger screen? I am lost in a dark, barren world of emotions. This ocean of sorrow is suffocating me, and I am too disoriented to remember where the surface of the water is. Please lay rest to my doubts.

Sincerely,
Mr. Scuba Diver

[Nuggett420]

Dear Cuddles

Well i've got a question for ya, its quite the complicated situation so here it goes. I have this friend and she's married but in the process of divorce because her husband is a wife beater i've gotten close to her and found myself to have feelings for her not love by any means but a desire for a relationship considering she's beautiful and we're identical in everyway except the obvious part(ima guy btw), and from what i can tell she likes me the same way. So i took her to dinner and a movie, we had a good time and she wanted to see me again, now i am getting threatening messages from her pissed off semi ex hunsband saying "You better stay away from my wife i know your friends with Kc so you should respect me and leave her the fuck alone" what he doesn't know is that Kc is my cousin and family comes first so i don't really give a crap what this guy tells me, so my question is should i continue trying to get with this girl and possibly get into some avoidable violence or should i leave her be and become depressed about the flower that got away?

Sincerely, Dazed and Confused

[Sasuke's Legacy]

This one is for you Yachi!! Save the corner!!

Dear Cuddles,

Although this does not really concern me directly, I'm asking this question on behalf of a real life friend. I've tried to convince this person what she should do, but her stubbornness forces her to refuse my advise. So I'm consulting the closest thing there is to a God here, a.k.a. Cuddles. *kisses ass*

My friend has a dream, or more like a goal she wants desperately to accomplish in life. I won't reveal the actual task since that would be an invasion of her privacy, but basically it's a very challenging and possibly an impossible occupation to earn without complete dedication throughout her early life. She's a freshmen in high school and wants to be the best at this job so badly, but the problem is that she isn't willing to put forth the effort.

She has extraordinary talent at what she does, and she has amazing amounts of potential but that still isn't enough to get her to where she wants to be. I've seen her personally go to work, and she really does have a gift. She's smart, so she knows what she has to do to get where she needs to be but doesn't seem to want to do the work. The logical thing to say is 'just do it', and she tells herself that but it just doesn't motivate her.

So my call for help is this, how could she motivate herself? Or should she just give up? Someone else's perspective would be very useful atm.

P.s. She's not a hooker v_v. I had someone ask me that...

Sincerely,
Ass Kisser

[Nuggett420]

Yo cuddles, gotta question for ya, i'll be short and to the point best as i can but no promises. I have a friend who is mentally unstable by my opinion. She hooked up with one of my other friends, they got along n all that, she was his first n she totally obsessed over him, then she told his girlfriend that he cheated on her with her. He got pissed and started threatening to kill her n stuff, but she still obsessed over him, even calling me to talk to me she did nothing but talk about him for hours and hours and even tried 3-way calling him with me on the phone so i could see how he talked to her, endless times, so many times i quit answering my phone when she called. Anyway it turned out that she had his kid, which i didn't even know about until after his birth, then SOMEHOW, they got back together again, doing the nasty n all that, then she was dumb enough to tell him about his son, then the whole thing repeated itself, he broke her heart again, she cried and talked to me about it so much that i started putting appear offline on my messenger, then SOMEHOW. they got back together AGAIN, and through all these times i kept telling her to let him go and be done with him silently thinking in my mind (jesus christ, find something else to talk about) i mean she is to the point where i say the wrong thing and she instantly thinks i hate her, she constantly talks about suicide and how much better off everyone would be if she was dead, she says nothing anybody says matters to her she says nothing matters, and so i get smartass with her, give her advice and then i say "Oh well nevermind because nothing i say matters" and then she flips out on me, i used to have a friend and now i have a psychotic chick that uses me as a shoulder to cry on and won't take any advice because she's too stubborn. i simply don't know what to do, because they've left eachother and got back together atleast 3 times and i know it'll just be an ongoing patter. I actually just kind of want to tell her to leave me the hell alone from now on but i don't have the heart, so what should i do?